About a month ago, the twins were sitting in their high chairs, had just finished their meal, and were ready to have some fruit. We gave a couple blueberries to my son, rather than a handful of them, because we’d been trying to train him not to stuff his mouth so full. (He would usually […]

To me, newborns look like potatoes. Or aliens. Or weird creatures. I have definitely seen cute newborns, but it’s been the minority for sure. Obviously, “cute” is subjective, but this also goes along the lines of thinking the same thing about ultrasounds. Like, no, I did not think my black blobs were cute and no, […]

Giving birth has always been my biggest fear in life. “Those things are gonna come out of my hoo-ha? No thank you.” As you can imagine, giving birth to twins means double the complications. My wonderful OB whom I love dearly, gave me no pressure between deciding if I wanted to have a natural birth […]

Some women dream of being mothers, and once they are, they cannot remember life without their little bundle of joy. –  I remember life without my kids all. the. time. Some women are so much happier once they have kids. –  I was so much happier before I had kids. Some women curse at their […]